Police Shot My Dog

(To the tune of "Feliz Navidad")

Police shot my dog
Police shot my dog
Police shot my dog
I feel so bad for my poor, poor dog

Police shot my dog
Police shot my dog
Police shot my dog
I feel so bad for my poor, poor dog

He didn't do anything to anybody
He didn't do anything to anybody
He didn't do anything to anybody
But they shot him anyway

But don't you think that my poor dog suffered
But don't you think that my poor dog suffered
But don't you think that my poor dog suffered
He was shot with a water gun

I Want it My Way

(To the tune of Backstreet Boy's "I Want it That Way")

You are my fire
My one desire
Forgive me when I say
I want it my way

We are a world apart
But I should know Your heart
When you say
That You want it Your way

Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I always seem to say
I want it my way

My heart's Your fire
Your one desire
I know it's never too late
To choose to do it Your way

Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I always seem to say
I want it my way

Now I don't want to fall apart
From the way that it always was
No matter the distance
I want you to know
That deep down inside me

You are my fire
My one desire
You are
You are, You are, You are

I wanna hear you say
Won't ever be a heartache
Won't ever be a mistake
I'll trust you when You say
You have a better way

Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I always seem to say
I want it my way

I know why
It'll never be a heartache
It'll never be a mistake
I know why
I always want to hear You say
You have a better way

You always have a better way

Wrecking Ball (County Fair Edition)

(To the tune of Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball")

To the fair I came, and who could blame
Me for wanting to be fed
I gnawed, I chewed through thirteen pies
But saw them crown you instead

Don't you ever swear you won fair and square
You're a dirty liar
Your hands were not restrained, fingertips are stained
You've sparked an angry fire

I came in like a wrecking ball
So I could win this pie contest
But you put your hands right on the plate
Now I'm gonna throw this pie at you
Yeah I'll throw this pie at you

As that pie left my hands I knew
I never could take it back
But I wasn't alone in wrath
Soon others joined in the attack

Pies were flying high through the sunlit sky
Blueberries all over
More and more pies flew 'til I truly knew
I had to duck and cover

We came in like a wrecking ball
A great food fight was started there
All I wanted was to prove my point
But it got so out of hand

We came in like a wrecking ball
Yeah, we just closed our eyes and flung
Left you covered in blueberry slime
Don't think you'll ever cheat again
Yeah, you won't want to cheat again

I never meant to start a war
I was just so mad you cheated
Although I wanted that medal
It was not something I needed
I never meant to start a war
I never should have thrown that pie
And started this massive food fight

Now I think I'd say I should have walked away
Instead of throwing that pie

I came in like a wrecking ball
I'm just so darn competitive
But instead of throwing pies at you
I should have been willing to forgive

I came in like a wrecking ball
Started something I could not stop
Made a mess of the county fair
And I wrecked everything
Instead of accepting defeat
I wrecked everything